sexta-feira, outubro 10, 2008

British Humour ...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher






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7 comentários:

Maria Papoila disse...

Continua assim... sorridente!

serotonina disse...

:) grandes gargalhadas, aqui deste lado.

indigo des urtigues disse...

Loool lindo! :D

E mais, acredito que muito destas piadas, podem surgir na realidade..e afinal quem é "burro"? 8-)

Dantins disse...

Boa forma de começar o dia, a dar umas boas gargalhadas :D

AlmaAzul disse...

Afinal nada como umas boas piadas para combater a "crise" :P

Boginia disse...

:):):) Gostei!!! Beijocas

Silver disse...

Hi maria papoila: :))) bjiiinhes

serotonina: gargalhar é o que está a dar :) bjiiinhes

indigo des urtigues: pois eu tambem acredito nisso, ehhe. bjiiinhes

Hey dantis: sim. É das melhores formas de começar o dia :) bjiiinhes

ai almaazul: se não for assim... :D bjiiinhes

Hi boginia: :)) bjiiinhes