quarta-feira, outubro 29, 2008

Alegre-se

Segundo um dos mais renomeados especialistas em economia e tendências do consumidor devido à actual crise económica e financeira mundial, 2009 será o ano do...

C O N S U M I S M O, pois você terá que ficar (em bom castelhano) :

CON SU MISMO CARRO
CON SU MISMO SALÁRIO
CON SU MISMO IMÓVEL
CON SU MISMO VESTUARIO
CON SU MISMO PAR DE SAPATOS


E SE DEUS QUISER...

CON SU MISMO TRABALHO!

domingo, outubro 26, 2008

Blog "Terapias Alternativas"

Eis o blog de uma querida amiga:
Passem por lá ou passem o link aos vossos contactos, sim?

sexta-feira, outubro 17, 2008

Ora ide lá ver este link
e dizei cá de vossa justiça

Estou embasbacada com os resultados!!

sexta-feira, outubro 10, 2008

British Humour ...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher






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